Friday, August 31, 2012

The Harvest Season For A Muskoka Writer, 150th Video




THE HARVEST SEASON - A TIME FOR REFLECTION - AND VERANDAH SITTING

I ENJOY MY NIGHTS ABOVE THE BOG

     I SUPPOSE SUZANNE AND I LOOK LIKE CAST MEMBERS FROM THE OLD "ANDY OF MAYBERRY" TELEVISION SHOW, SITTING ON OUR DECK, YELLING OUT GREETINGS TO PASSERSBY, AND GETTING BIG WAVES IN RETURN. THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I SLEPT MOST NIGHTS ON THIS VERANDAH, EVEN WHEN THE WEATHER GOT CHILLY. EVEN IF THE TEMPERATURE HAD FALLEN TO WELL BELOW ZERO, I OWN TWO LATE 1800'S BUFFALO ROBES, WITH A WOOL LINING, AND LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO STAND THE HEAT IT KEEPS BENEATH ITS WEIGHTY LENGTH AND BREADTH. I LOVE WEARING HISTORY LIKE THIS. SO COMFORT WASN'T AN ISSUE. SUZANNE THOUGHT I WAS GOING THROUGH A HOBO PHASE, AFTER I READ FORMER MUSKOKA LAKES MAYOR, BOB BENNET'S BOOK, "BINDLE STIFF," WHICH IS A FINE PIECE OF WRITING, DOCUMENTING HIS EARLY LIFE RIDING THE RAILS AND RESIDING IN MANY HOBO JUNGLES ACROSS CANADA AND THE UNITED STATES. I WANT TO DO A COUPLE OF BLOGS ABOUT THIS BOOK SOMETIME SOON. BUT GETTING BACK TO SLEEPING ON THE VERANDAH. IT WAS MORE THE CASE I WAS IN MY THOREAU AND WALDEN POND PHASE, AND I WOULD OFTEN WRITE TILL TWO OR THREE IN THE MORNING, LISTENING TO ALL THE AMAZING SOUNDS OF THE NIGHT. IT WAS A PARTICULARLY PROLIFIC WRITING PERIOD, AND BEING OPEN-AIR WAS GREAT FOR THE CONCENTRATION. INDOORS FOR TOO LONG, AND I GET PUNCHY, LIKE A BOXER WHO HAS STAYED IN THE RING WAY TOO LONG. I REMEMBER ONE NIGHT, DRIFTING PEACEFULLY OFF TO SLEEP, AND WAKING UP SUDDENLY,  AND SEEING A FACE BETWEEN THE TWO BY FOUR SLATS OF THE RAILING. CRIPES, I ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF MY BUFFALO ROBE AND MY SKIN. A LADY WHO HAD CLEARLY ENJOYED A SNOOT-FULL OF BOOZE, AT A PARTY DOWN OUR STREET, HAD TRIED TO TAKE A SHORT CUT THROUGH OUR FERN GARDEN, AND GOT HER SHOES STUCK IN THE MUD. SHE WAS IN QUITE A STATE BY TIME SHE MADE IT TO THE HIGH-SIDE VERANDAH, AND I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, OF ALL THE FUNNY MOMENTS I'VE HAD AT THIS PLACE, THAT FACE TO FACE ENCOUNTER, WAS HILARIOUS. JUST NOT AT THE TIME. SHE LOOKED LIKE A ZOMBIE, HAVING JUST CRAWLED OUT OF A COFFIN, AND I LOOKED LIKE A BEAR WITH A HUMAN FACE. WELL SIR, THAT GIRL BOLTED LIKE A DEER BACK ACROSS FERN HOLLOW, AT THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE, AS IF THE FILM REEL HAD SPED UP TO DOUBLE TIME. I WAS STANDING UP AGAINST THE WALL OF THE HOUSE, TRYING TO INCH TOWARD THE DOOR TO HASTEN MY ESCAPE FROM THE UNDEAD. IT WASN'T UNTIL SHE GOT OUT INTO THE GLOW OF THE STREETLIGHT, THAT I REALIZED IT WAS A NEIGHBOR FROM THE STREET BEHIND US. SHE LOOKED BACK AT ME, AND REALIZED I WAS FUNDAMENTALLY MORTAL. SHE WENT THE LONG WAY HOME, AND I SNUCK BACK BENEATH THE BUFFALO ROBE, TO THINK ABOUT THE STRANGE FRONT-YARD ENCOUNTER. HEY, IT WAS SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT, THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD IN MY REPERTOIRE IF I HADN'T BEEN LODING OUTDOORS.

THE WEIRDNESS OF BEING A WRITER - AND THOSE WHO WANT TO ANALYZE US…..BUT CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

     Every now and again I will read some officious author's self help material, offered without solicitation, to other writers, in order to make them (us) more proficient and successful at their tasks. I'm glad I never thoroughly read these useless tomes when I was a young writer, or I might have quit altogether. The material is void of just about everything that makes a writer in the first place. Like the blood, sweat and tears, and all the depression that is inherent, when putting your finished product up for public scrutiny.
     Back in those days, I needed a haunted house, a couple of good manual typewriters, a couple of miles of ribbon, some whisky for late night vigils, and a pipe to smoke after the final stroke of the metal key against paper. Although I took creative writing courses in university, and had some pretty fair talent helping me hone my craft, largely it was presented to us……just take what you want from our experience, and carry on with what you know best. And don't write for yourself. Write for the benefit of your readers. Even now, like a whack-a-mole game in a carnival midway, some young writer will pop up from the rank and file arts community, and try to impress me with a gentle critique. They will have read material published elsewhere in Ontario, (not on this blog), and arrive at my doorstep, or email account, to bestow false praise, and offer their services, on some project they think we should amalgamate talents. I'm not very good at this kind of protocol, because my knee-jerk reaction is, "get the hell away from me." Suzanne has been working on me recently, to make me more presentable to the public. I am after all, an antique clerk now, and must meet the public daily, either to sell them something, or buy something from them, at our boys music and antique shop. Like I've said before, I've had the public relations skills from former jobs, but working alone here, at Birch Hollow, for many years now, I've lost my ability to passively agree, smile and chortle, if I don't feel particularly pleased with the turn of the conversation. Especially if one of the aspiring authors decides this will be the day, to help Mr. Currie help himself. I like their enthusiasm, and their smiling, rosy cheeked faces, but I can't abide those who delude themselves, thinking they have become writers by positive thinking. Positive thinking for me was….."the liquor store is still open. The liquor store must still be open." In the first years of my writing career, I was Ray Milan in the movie, "The Lost Weekend." The point I'm trying to make here, is that you don't become a logger because you are positive you will make a good one. There's a little more to it than personal affirmation….."If I believe, I can conquer." For me, as God is my witness, if Suzanne, a non-writer, hadn't believed in me, and realized what potential I possessed as a writer, I would have quit without a doubt…….and stuck myself in the large rut, of penning little poems in attractive booklets as keepsakes for my family and friends. 
     I've been writing for far too long now to be moved by the early stages writer, who feels it incumbent, to figure me out, and buff out all the dints. It isn't going to happen as they might wish. I don't think, for one minute, (each time I meet one) they're being mean or overly critical. I think they're being stupid and naive about what makes a writer write. For me, it was as simple as pulling myself away from other writers, who felt compelled to throw in their two cents worth, but always because their work was, you see, so much better than mine. It's why I have refused time and again, to join any writers' circle or whatever they want to call it, that brings creators together to share and nurture. Geez, if I want that, I'll join a cult. The thing is, that there's a lot of egos at these get-togethers, and some are more powerful than others. I would get into an argument two minutes into the discussion. Not just because I'm crabby and a bastard, but because I learned how to be a writer by clutching, grasping, climbing, falling, sliding, and crashing. Sometimes in one night. There is nothing that makes me want to blurt out, "Look at me, I'm a writer," but I know people who do this, and for most of them, it's nothing more than wishful thinking. Being a writer is far more involved than I can explain in simple terms, that are used by unqualified writing tutors, who have never once, cradled a bottle of scotch and a beer, wondering if this was the last paragraph of life.
     I used to sleep out on the deck, frankly, to find my writing mo jo. I had gone through a lot of self analysis, and actually listened to some wieners, who had put out books destined to fail…….and I told them so……but got contaminated just having them and their ideas in the same room. While they told me how to re-generate my writing career, I felt it pointless to argue, that since the mid 1970's, I've only ever had one writing hiatus, and that was after I left two newspapers because of disagreements with respective publishers. I took a year off to figure out if I could ever truly live with the excesses of the writing profession again The highs and very lows. The wins and the big losses. The confidence boosters, and the confidence defeats. Suzanne helped me figure it all out, and she didn't take it personally, that I found sleeping on the deck, was allowing me to work late, and immerse in what I needed most. Like Thoreau, I was a different and more creative person, with this access to nature. I'm a wonderfully kind and considerate person in a canoe on a silent and reflective lake. I'm a son of a bitch, when I'm stuck in a line-up at the hardware store, returning something that doesn't work to solve my problems. Suzanne knew, during my hobo jag, that I was re-connecting to what I found most enlightening and inspirational in life. She knew I hadn't found another woman. But she did appreciate, that without my improved connection, with what I wanted to write about, that I would be miserable, and be unable to create as I needed. She's always been very understanding in this regard. I did warn her, at the moment she accepted my marriage proposal, that marrying a writer with a side of antiques, was taking a hell of a risk. Writers can be supreme asses, and crappy marital partners. At least I was laying it on the line, that the going was likely to have some additional rough patches, as writing stalemates happen without warning. These are never joyous times. Fortunately, I have very few "out of order" occasions, but Suzanne always knows when she needs to get concerned, especially if I've got deadlines, with my columns to be sent out to other publications. I used to work well under pressure. Of course, I would have a drink at my finger-tips. This writing sober thing is better than I thought. When I was plastered, and feeling creative, the copy from those late-night jags never, ever made it to any publication. It was bad. Working and sleeping out on the verandah helped me sober up. I didn't need booze to write. I didn't need a writing motivator. I needed nature. It was there for me. All I had to do was immerse myself, without fetters, and write out of desire…..not out of demand.
      When I occasionally get sucked into some "I want to save you as a writer," email from a budding and very green author, I read it largely to re-boot myself about what's really important about the creative process. As far as motivation, listen to no one. Follow your instincts. The ones you were born with, because folks, we writer-kind in earnest, don't have any choice. It's the way we were born. And there's nothing in these flimsy self-help "learn to be a writer," editorials, that is going to change this, or improve upon what has been life-long. Maybe there are a few writer-hopefuls who think this stuff will help them. Maybe! Just don't send them to me, to help me save myself from the quagmire they assume I'm sinking into without their help.
     I had to be physically pulled off the verandah tonight, this time, to write a blog. I don't actually sleep out there anymore, at least intentionally. I fall asleep because I'm so darn relaxed and contented with our environs here at Birch Hollow. Even in the hour or so I was out there, early on, I found enough inspiration in South Muskoka, to pen this short tome…….about the curmudgeon writer of The Bog, and the hobo I once aspired to be.
     Thank you for joining today's blog. Please come back and again when you have a chance.
     I'm going back to the verandah to sip a cold ice tea. Non alcoholic.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Why History, Why Woodchester Villa


FROM THE HISTORIAN'S PERSPECTIVE - WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?

WHAT HISTORY DO WE WANT TO PASS ON TO OTHERS?

     I HAVE TO ADMIT THIS, BECAUSE MY LIFE AFTER ALL, IS AN OPEN BOOK (BLOG), BUT THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I SIT BACK IN MY OFFICE CHAIR, LOOK AT WHAT I'VE WRITTEN, AS A CLUMP OF BLACK ON A WHITE QUIVERING SCREEN, (I PREFERRED PAPER IN AN OLD UNDERWOOD), THEN CLASP MY HANDS OVER THE TOP OF MY HAIRLESS HEAD, AND PONDER ALOUD, "WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?" YOU KNOW. THIS WRITING - HISTORY THING, I'VE BEEN DOING MOST OF MY LIFE. WHY DID I WORK SO BLOODY HARD TO SAVE AN HISTORIC BRACEBRIDGE HOME, TO OPEN A COMMUNITY MUSEUM, WHEN TODAY, BY SHEER NEGLECT, IT SITS IN A FRAGILE STATE ON THE HILLSIDE I ONCE TENDED WITH RAKE AND MOWER…….WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE MONEY TO HIRE SOMEONE TO LOOK AFTER THE GROUNDS. THE STATE OF WOODCHESTER VILLA, THE MUSEUM I HELPED LAUNCH IN THE LATE 1970'S, IS TO ME, A MOST UNFORTUNATE (BUT PREDICTABLE) TURN OF EVENTS, AND I FIND IT HARD TO FEEL VERY POSITIVE ABOUT ITS FUTURE. I HAVEN'T BEEN INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN ITS RESTORATION BID, BECAUSE I'M KIND OF CRITICAL OF HOW THE MESS HAPPENED IN THE FIRST PLACE. THAT'S A BLOG FOR ANOTHER DAY. IT'S HARD TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT HISTORICAL ACCOMPLISHMENT, AS WOODCHESTER ONCE GAVE EVERY APPEARANCE, WHEN WHAT WE STARTED WITH SUCH COMMUNITY PRIDE, IS NOW MORE OF A BLEMISH THAN THE JEWEL IT SHOULD BE. I DON'T LIVE IN BRACEBRIDGE, BUT BY GOLLY, IT WOULD BE SOMETHING SPECIAL, IF MEMBERS OF FORMERS HISTORICAL SOCIETY BOARDS, STEPPED FORWARD AGAIN, TO MAKE SURE THE TOWN DOES THE RIGHT WORK TO RECTIFY THE SITUATION. IF IT WAS WORTHWHILE IN 1980-81, IT IS WORTHWHILE TODAY! I DID VOLUNTEER MORE THAN A YEAR AGO BY THE WAY, AND I MEANT IT! I'M NOT EXPECTING A RESPONSE. SEE, I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE. IF THEY DO CALL FOR MY ADVICE, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
     WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALL THE BIOGRAPHICAL / HISTORICAL RESEARCH, CONTAINED IN THE LENGTHY FEATURE ARTICLES I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT MUSKOKA'S HERITAGE, AND ALL THESE HOURS SPENT, TO RE-CREATE, IN A MODERN SENSE AND APPLICATION, EVENTS LONG IN OUR COLLECTIVE PAST…….AND MIGHT JUST BE BEST LEFT THERE, TO BLOW ALONG LIKE OLD LEAVES, EVENTUALLY FORMING THE SOIL WE CALL MOTHER EARTH.
     IT'S AT TIMES WHEN I'M FEELING PARTICULARLY ROUGHED-UP BY THE PHYSICAL DEMANDS OF BEING HUNCHED OVER THIS KEYBOARD FOR HOURS ON END, AND SORE ALL-OVER FROM CRAPPY POSTURE, THAT MY MOTHER, AND COUNTLESS PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS, WARNED WOULD CRIPPLE ME ONE DAY. THAT AND JUST FEELING BLOODY TIRED, BECAUSE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BEING POSITIONED LIKE THIS FOR HOURS AT A TIME, IS LIKE DIGGING A LONG ROW OF POST HOLES ON A REALLY BIG FARMSTEAD. SO WHY DO I DO IT? I CALL IT MY PROFESSIONAL ADDICTION. IT'S NOT THAT IT MAKES ME HUGE WHACKS OF MONEY, OR ANYTHING, AND I'M AS FAR AWAY FROM A PULITZER AS I WAS IN 1978, WHEN I WROTE MY FIRST ANTIQUE COLUMN FOR THE NEW BRACEBRIDGE EXAMINER.
     I MIGHT ASK THE QUESTION BUT I'VE ALWAYS HAD THE ANSWER. IT'S JUST MY FORM OF RECREATION WITHIN A PROFESSION. WHEN I HAVE TO GET UP FROM THIS BEAT-UP OLD OFFICE CHAIR, THAT THE SMITHSONIAN MAY WANT WHEN I'M GONE, I CREAK LIKE THE LAST MOMENTS OF THE TITANIC SETTLING ON THE OCEAN BOTTOM. WHEN I SIT DOWN, FOR AN EAGERLY ANTICIPATED WRITING JAG, I'M LIKE THE LUNAR LANDER, WITH SUCH A SOFT, EASY DECLINE INTO THE UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIR THAT HOLDS ME TO TASK. IT'S ONE OF THOSE "LUCKY" CHAIRS AMONGST MANY CHARMS I KEEP CLOSE BY FOR GOOD LUCK. THE CHAIR IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE, THAT I HAVE TO WORK AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE, TO ESCAPE ITS GRASP, BEFORE I'M SWALLOWED ALIVE INTO ITS DEVILISH ABYSS WHICH I DAYDREAM ABOUT, BEING A SORT OF LIMBO WHERE ALL BROKEN CHAIRS AND WRITERS GO AT THE END OF LIFE, TO BLAME EACH OTHER FOR THEIR INHERENT FAILURES.
     I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A FAMILY THAT RESPECTED HISTORY. IT'S BECAUSE OF THEIR ENCOURAGEMENT, THAT I PURSUED A DEGREE IN HISTORY, AND BEGAN WRITING ABOUT IT, EVEN BEFORE I GRADUATED UNIVERSITY. ATTEMPTING TO OPEN A MUSEUM IN MY FORMER HOMETOWN? THAT WAS A MOST ENJOYABLE PRE-OCCUPATION. IT WAS A "HAPPENING" IN BRACEBRIDGE, AND MANY OF US HISTORY LOVERS, WANTED TO GET IN ON THE EXCITEMENT. I WENT UP TO SEE THE HOUSE THE OTHER DAY, AND I WANTED TO CRY. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN, IN A TOWN REVERED FOR ITS LOVE FOR HISTORY? YUP, SOMETIMES I WONDER WHY I EVER GOT INVOLVED…..AND IF I HAD THOSE YEARS TO LIVE OVER……KNOWING WHAT I KNOW TODAY……WELL, THIS IS MY PROBLEM. THOSE FEW GREAT YEARS AT WOODCHESTER WERE WORTH IT…..BELIEVE IT OR NOT. I'M JUST HAVING A PROBLEM WITH MY RETROSPECTIVE OF IT ALL, REALIZING I COULDN'T DO NOW, WHAT I WAS ABLE TO DO THEN.

THE POINT OF THE HISTORIAN? SOMETIMES I'M JUST NOT SURE

     I wonder if these research pieces, that I've written and published in so many newspapers and magazines over the past thirty-five years, have been worth the abuse on my body…..my neck, wrists and fingers. Even my wonky hip, that gives me a little hop to my step, is proportional to bad work habits over those same three and a half decades. When friends ask why I have a noticeable limp these days, I tell them it is the result of too many years tending the hockey net, and far too many splits to make the big saves. This has played a part, but I won't tell them that sitting improperly at my desk, and poor posture, has led to back issues. Call it stupid male pride, but I would have a hard time admitting, that after all the pucks I took in the face, neck, groin, knees and ankles, that my limp is the result of a writing mishap. I mean, if there had been a tornado, and it hit our house while I was working on a manuscript, and I was then smashed in the knee with a flying typewriter, well then, possibly, it would be worth attributing a physical dysfunction with writer's work. To some of my former hockey buddies, everything that is wrong with us today, had something to do with Canada's national sport. It's vogue, especially over a cold beer at the local tavern, while we're slapping each other on the back, recalling the great moments in our hockey days…..and then limping to the washroom, hoping nobody notices our failing joints.
     In the history part of writing, I do think about the post-publication use of the material. What is it that I hope to accomplish by the final reckoning, standing there in the bathing of white light at heaven's gate, feeling that my body of work was worth the knobby knees, hobble-hip and fused neck that I've endured for decades now? And would I have some suction from that mortal coil, to bring me back for just one more biography, to satisfy some urgent earthly need for information? Which brings up the point, that at my ultimate demise, with the angel chorus and bells ringing, will I feel in retrospect (if I have the ability to think back) that all this history stuff and the miles upon miles of newsprint that has carried my feature articles, impressed and impacted the readership the way it was intended? The nagging fear of course, is that one of the angels will mock me, gently, saying, "You bet Ted. It was all irrelevant. No one cares what you think, and you never convinced a single Tory to abandon their Party affiliation……despite your editorial attempts. That means you sucked as a writer!" I was going to say, well, "I just have to live with that," but in that upper region, with the angels, I'm not sure what the language dictates as far as "living with that." Maybe it will be more ethereal in nature, such as "floating without a care!" I like that!
     I suppose each of us, on occasion of feeling life's tether loosening, thinks about the meaning of mortal existence, and what all this hustling about has accomplished, when in the end, it's up to God and nature to decide how you're going to wind-up for eternity. My mother Merle, may she rest in peace (not having to clean up after me) would appreciate the fact I've lived a Christian life, or as close as a horseshoe can get to a stake. But let me ask, if you have ever wished silently, but passionately, that a beautiful and pleasant moment would last forever……that it go on to infinity. Maybe it is a special moment with family, that you know may never repeat because of time and human ambitions…..that, though we don't like admitting it, also parallels its frailties. Occasions with good friends and old neighbors that seem so enduring at the moment but so fleeting in reality.
     In many ways, as ridiculous an effort as it my be, I wish to keep these special times alive, at least in print-perpetuity. The feeling comes over me that I can save these important events and memorable connections, by writing them into what I mistakenly believe to be "the future of civilization." That my written records will survive, and mean something to someone in the future, is a compelling sensation of mission-rewarded, even if it's more likely I'm just deluding myself…..like the kid staring at the gold sparkles in a stone, pulled from a creek, believing it to be a great and valuable treasure……until a cloud passing across the sun, takes the sparkle away.
     There is an allure to historical research, that just like antique hunting, (as I do every day of the week), turns up fascinating items (information) that should be of a general interest. Sometimes this isn't the case, and what I uncover as a "truth" of local history, isn't the big deal I had hoped it would be…..especially dedicating hundreds of hours to the project. Yet every now and again, there will be an occurrence or email, a phone call, or a letter in the mail, from someone who was impacted by a particular story, who claims to have been enlightened by the research findings. It's on occasions like this, that I sit back again, with hands on top of my head….as if holding my cranium in place upon my neck, believing that it all makes sense. All the sore joints and stiff neck, the limp from here to there, and the frustration that boils over when things mess-up, has been worth the effort. And at times when I have to start all over again, after being led down the wrong path, or hanging a right, when I should have gone left, is never more than a mild inconvenience every historian / biographer must contend.  I might hate history some times, but not always. I will never be able to rid myself of the urge to write, and to seek out history for the sheer fun of adventure and exploration.
     Thanks for joining today's blog. Please visit again soon. I do appreciate your support. Us old writers need a lot of support…..especially when our bodies are beat up like mine…..and begin to unceremoniously sag.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

On Being a Good Ghost Host


I THINK I'D MAKE A DARN GOOD GHOST - HAUNTING ALL OVER THE PLACE - AND VISITING SOME OLD BOSSES WHO WOULDN'T GIVE ME A RAISE

     TORONTO SUN COLUMNIST, PAUL RIMSTEAD, WROTE A CONTROVERSIAL COLUMN…..ONCE. THAT WOULDN'T BE QUITE TRUE, BECAUSE HE WROTE QUITE A FEW OF THEM IN FACT. I LOVED EVERY ONE OF THEM TOO. THE MORE CONTROVERSIAL THE BETTER. BUT THIS TIME, OF ALL THINGS, HE CHALLENGED THE DEVIL TO SHOW HIMSELF (OR HERSELF), TO THE WRITER, AND WAS EVEN COCKY ENOUGH TO SET A TIME-FRAME. THIS WAS CLASSIC RIMSTEAD.
     I'M NOT SURE HOW MANY LEAD-UP COLUMNS HE WROTE, TO ANTAGONIZE THE DEVIL, PRIOR TO THE BIG SHOWDOWN. RIMMER WAS A TAD CONCERNED, THE DEVIL WASN'T GOING TO BE HAPPY, AT BEING CENTERED-OUT IN THIS FASHION, BUT HE DECIDED IT WAS WORTH THE ULTIMATUM. SHOW UP, OR BECOME IRRELEVANT. IF MEMORY SERVES CORRECT, THE COLUMN WAS CONNECTED TO THE RECENT RELEASE OF THE LINDA BLAIR MOVIE, "THE EXORCIST," WHICH WAS BACK IN THE SPRING OF 1974.
     WELL SIR, EITHER THE DEVIL DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS NECESSARY TO PROVE HIS EXISTENCE TO A LOWLY PAGE THREE NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST (OPPOSITE THE SUNSHINE GIRL), OR RIMMER HAD PROVEN THAT THERE WAS NO SULPHUR IN THE DEVIL'S UNDERWEAR. THE DEVIL WAS A BIG NO-SHOW, AND A LOT OF READERS HAD BEEN CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC, RIMMER WOULD SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER. HE MAY HAVE EVEN CALLED THE DEVIL A COWARD.

AS A GHOST, I WOULD PLAY WICKED PRACTICAL JOKES

    So I got thinking about the blogs I've been writing recently about the paranormal and hauntings I have known. Personally known! Not from a distance, or from the pages of a book. I've often been in the middle of these strange events, so I'm writing about what was "actual" to me, at those times. Like Rimstead, I thought it worthwhile to speculate a little as well. Why not? What's the down side? Oh yea, I might meet the grim reaper before I finish today's blog. I don't want to agitate the devil however, because I've got a lot of stuff going on these days, and I don't need the aggravation, of having this dark force trying to get even for some off-hand comment. Instead, I thought about the hope I have, that one day…..(an appropriately long-time from today), I would become a ghost myself. Not that I'm trying to hurry up the work of the good Mr. Reaper, because this isn't the case. Really! In case you're talking to him, this is just an anecdotal blog. Don't want to get too serious here after all. I'm a young fifty-seven.
     I'm curious about the what-ifs of being a hovering gray mist, scaring the hell out of unsuspecting folks who don't believe in ghosts. Have you ever thought about who you would like to haunt? Suzanne just added her two cents worth, that I'd opt for the Playboy Bunny mansion. Not saying it's not a good idea, just surprised she thinks of me in this way. I've got a couple of former bosses on my "to haunt relentlessly" list, I've been mentally preparing since I was in their employ, as a starving writer.
     I might actually make a better ghost than I've been, in human form, as both a writer and historian. Maybe you agree. I've been reading and studying the paranormal from the time I was able to check out my first books from the public library. I was fascinated by the supernatural. Ghosts? Bring them on! My idea as one of the ghost-kind, would be to make the right connections up there, to fast-track my spirit into an earthbound entity, able to kick around various old haunts, to remind folks and some of the jerks I knew in life, that I plan on keeping them company long into their futures. I will embrace them individually, and send them the spirit-to-mortal message, "think of it…..you'll never be lonely again…..we'll have each other." I plan to show them what mischief is all about. As I was a wizard of the practical joke in life, I'll be dynamite in the great beyond.
     I scare people, even without being a ghost. Particularly those who show up in our antique shop, and ask for a discount. I've got a growl right from the grave, and I'm not afraid to use it. This should give me an advantage as a ghost, don't you think. Ugly demeanor in life, really ugly in death. Just thinking!  As I don't believe ghosts are all that frightening, if you know them like I do, I couldn't really use my vapor status to contradict what I've believed throughout my life……that ghosts are harmless anomalies of unharnessed energy. I just couldn't embark on a spiritual campaign of terrorism, even to those I didn't like in life. I didn't say, I wouldn't have any interest in getting even, for some of the hardship they inflicted, over the years, on writer and family. No, that counts. Just nothing too aggressive.
     Okay, so I'd like to jump out of some dark alcove, and scare the piss out of them. I mean that literally. Not because I would be a scary ghost, just one that jumps out of dark alcoves, and even without yelling "boo," can make someone wet themselves. I would simply give them a taste of the awkwardness they afforded me, in life, on oh so many occasions, at work and socially. If the opportunity arose, to drop someone's trousers, by ghostly hand, well then, what a neat ghost I would be…..
     Reminds me, I've got to look up some school yard bullies from yesteryear, to add to the list. I think some spirited underwear yanking might be in order. I know before you say it, that as a ghost, I would be continually reprimanded for breaking protocol for personal satisfaction. I figure the Big Guy would give me a couple of chances, considering how good I've been in life. I hope he's been documenting all my good deeds. This doesn't mean to suggest, being a ghost gives the entity in question unlimited rights to inflict "big scares" out there. There's got to be a code of conduct. Otherwise we'd be dying to get to the otherside. Just a little ghost humor.
     I'm not sure it would be possible to keep from getting bored, at this haunting thing. I'd sort of like to be a "Casper" or a "Slimer," kind of apparition if possible, able to move freely from gig to gig, to catch-up on my daily chores. While most ghosts haunt old houses, buildings, dark stairways and musty attics, I'd greatly prefer the opportunity to haunt your car or van, the neighborhood pub, a country lodge with tavern, an arena, ball diamond or football grid iron. Maybe even a cornfield would be nice. I'd like my hauntings to stay fresh, and my act, up to speed, in order to please the audience. Then those I haunt routinely wouldn't get complacent with me, and tune me out as a specter. I'd like to be the ghost that ripples the still water. The shadow that has a mind of its own. The ghost that stays up late at night, then dumps the chip crumbs on the couch…..knowing you will get blamed for it in the morning.  There's a lot to this ghost thing.
     This is very presumptuous of me, to think I can manipulate heavenly protocols with a cute blog about the afterlife. This is of course, if I make it to heaven in the first place. Maybe God has another plan. The devil may not feel very good about my Rimstead reference at the first of today's blog. Oh well. What's done is done.
     I would try very hard as a ghost, to be an equal opportunity haunter. That's all I want to say. As I've haunted people in this life….as they like to tell me frequently, I think I could do a bang-up job as a ghost.
     Thanks so much for joining today's blog. Please join me again soon. Or I'll haunt you.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

A Kid's Innocent Understanding of Things That Go Bump In The Night


CAN WE RELY ON SCIENCE TO TELL US EVERYTHING - EVEN WHAT PARANORMAL MEANS TO ITS MOST MINUTE PARTICLE?

OR ARE THOSE WHO STUDY THE PARANORMAL, WAY, WAY AHEAD?

     WHEN MY WIFE SUZANNE, AS A BAREFOOT, FROLICKING YOUNGSTER, USED TO TAKE HER DAILY STROLLS, AROUND THE COTTAGE PROPERTY, ON LAKE ROSSEAU, AT WINDERMERE. ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS, SHE SWORE, ON HER DECEASED GRANDFATHER'S HONOR, THAT SHE HAD HEARD THE FAINT, BEAUTIFUL MUSIC OF THE FAIRIES IN THEIR REVELS. SOMEWHERE DEEP IN THE FERN COVER, ON THE SHADY HILLSIDE OVERLOOKING THE LAKE, SHE HEARD WHAT MIGHT HAVE EVEN BEEN THE MUSIC OF ANGELS. EVEN TODAY, SHE'S STILL OF THE BELIEF, THE MUSIC WAS NOT EARTHLY. THE MUSICIANS INVISIBLE. IS THIS POSSIBLE? WAS SHE DAYDREAMING UP A QUARTET IN THE HOLLOW OF SUMMER FERNS? MY WIFE ISN'T A DAYDREAMER, AND IS MORE PRACTICAL THAN ANYONE I HAVE EVER KNOWN. IN HER MATTER-OF-FACT DAILY LIFE, WHEN SHE ENCOUNTERS A BELIEVE-IT-OR-NOT SITUATION, BELIEVE ME, WE KNOW IT MUST HAVE OCCURRED.
     AS A KID, I SAW DEAD PEOPLE. I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY SELECTED ME AS THEIR EARTHLY CONDUIT, BUT IF WE WERE OUT FOR A DRIVE, I'D TELL ED TO PULL OVER FOR THE HITCH-HIKER IN DISTRESS, ONLY TO FIND HE OR SHE HAD PULLED A VANISHING ACT. IN LATER YEARS, I REASONED THAT MANY OF THESE ROADSIDE ENCOUNTERS, MAY HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS. THEY WERE THE DECEASED TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY……..AND WHERE THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY HAD ALL GONE. THIS IS QUITE COMMON IN SUDDEN, TRAGIC ACCIDENTS, WITH LOSS OF LIFE.
     I CAN REMEMBER WAKING UP AROUND MIDNIGHT, ONE SUMMER EVENING, AND SEEING A NEIGHBOR STANDING IN THE DOORWAY TO MY BEDROOM. THE ELDERLY CHAP JUST STOOD THERE, AS A SILHOUETTE AGAINST THE BACK LIGHT, FROM THE LIVING ROOM. BUT THE STRANGE THING ABOUT THIS, IS THAT I COULD SEE HIS FACE CLEARLY DESPITE THE FACT THERE WAS NO LIGHT SOURCE IN MY ROOM. I REMEMBER THE SERENE LOOK ON HIS FACE, AND IT CERTAINLY WASN'T THE CASE I FELT IN ANY DANGER. I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE WON A STRUGGLE WITH THIS SENIOR, IF HE HAD BEEN UP TO NO GOOD.
     WHEN I SPOKE TO THE MAN, ASKING WHAT HE WANTED, ASSUMING HE WAS LOOKING FOR MY PARENTS, WHO WERE PLAYING CARDS IN A NEIGHBOR'S APARTMENT, DIRECTLY BELOW, I REMEMBER HIM SMILING AT ME, TURNING SLOWLY, AND WALKING BACK OUT THE DOOR. I GOT UP AS QUICKLY AS I COULD, AND RAN TO SEE WHERE HE WENT IN THE APARTMENT, OR IF HE EXITED THE FRONT DOOR, AND GONE BACK TO HIS OWN APARTMENT. THERE IS NO WAY HE COULD HAVE DISAPPEARED THAT FAST. I WAS PRETTY SPEEDY AT THAT AGE, BUT THERE WAS NO TRACE OF THE SILVER HAIRED GENTLEMAN. IN OUR BRACEBRIDGE APARTMENT BUILDING, IT WAS TRADITION TO LEAVE OUR DOORS HANGING OPEN UNTIL LATE EVENING. SO IT WASN'T UNSUAL TO HAVE A NEIGHBOR WANDER IT FOR A CHAT. WHILE IT WAS LATE, AND IT DID SEEM ODD THAT HE WOULD GO TO THE DOORWAY OF MY BEDROOM, I WAS MORE CONCERNED HE WAS HAVING SOME SORT OF MEDICAL CRISIS, AND MAY HAVE NEEDED HELP FROM MY PARENTS.
     I WENT DOWNSTAIRS, TO TELL MY PARENTS ABOUT THE VISITATION FROM MR. HAINES. MERLE DROPPED HER CARDS FLAT ON THE TABLE, AND JUST STARED AT ME. I KNEW IT HAD BEEN HIM, BECAUSE OF OUR MANY MEETINGS IN THE HALL, WHEN HE WOULD ASK ME WHAT IT WAS LIKE OUT, OR IF I'D HEARD WHO WON THE BASEBALL OR HOCKEY GAME FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE. HE WAS A NICE, FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR. MERLE URGED ME TO GO BACK TO BED AND RELAX, AND THEY WOULD BE UP IN A FEW MINUTES. WHEN I TURNED BACK TO ASK SOMETHING ELSE, I COULD SEE MERLE IN A SERIOUS CONVERSATION WITH MY FATHER ED, AND I PRESUMED IT WAS ABOUT MY VISITOR.
     MERLE TOLD ME IN THE MORNING, WHILE I WAS ENJOYING MY FROSTED FLAKES, THAT I JUST MAY HAVE SEEN A GHOST THE PREVIOUS EVENING.

MAYBE THEY SAW A KINDRED SPIRIT, WHO WOULD TAKE THE MESSAGE TO OTHERS…..THAT THE OTHER SIDE IS OKAY!

     She explained that Mr. Haines had died sometime earlier that summer season, and that he still had the apartment rented. It was why I hadn't seen any moving trucks. He had gone to a retirement home, after an illness. Or at least this is what she told me, and I was wary of these explanations, which at times were just tall tales, aimed at befuddling a kid. Merle did suggest, that his ghost may have been returning to see the room he used to have as his bedroom, when he had lived in that same front apartment before we moved into the building. I didn't experience a chill during the encounter, but I got one with that admission, let me tell you. For all intents and purposes, I had seen a ghost. He meant me no harm, and was just visiting his former abode. I will remember the look on his face. So heavenly calm. I guess that actuality, and the illumination of his face should have given it away, that he wasn't all that earthly at that point. I did have a few sleeping issues for a little while after the occurrence, but it was my fault for merging it with the episodes I had watched of the Twilight Zone. Hollywood makes every haunting a horror-filled event. Mine, if it was actually a ghost in the doorway, was pleasant at the time, and only unsettling when I over-thought what might have developed, if I hadn't spoken, and scared the apparition off, out the door.
     Our son Andrew had an encounter with a wee spirit that would allegedly, look in his bedroom window in the hours after midnight, when we lived in a neighborhood of cottages, across the road from Lake Muskoka. The little Dickens used to delight in rapping on the window pane, to get Andrew's attention. For months this went on, and almost nightly I'd run a check around the house, to make sure there wasn't a human source to our ongoing problems. And as he and his mother shared similar experiences, both seeing this wayward little boy at our cottage window, we took his situation very seriously. There was something strange in the neighborhood. Suzanne had seen a faceless, blond haired child, standing in the living room, while she worked at the kitchen counter in our open concept chalet. Why was this lost child earthbound? This is a more complex story, and the larger version was published in Barbara Smith's, Ontario Ghost Stories," some years back, and you can access it on my Muskoka and Algonquin Ghosts blogsite, by looking up "Herbie," and the ghosts of "Golden Beach Road."
     We were told by folks with some history in that same neighborhood, that a young boy had been killed in a car accident, many years earlier, when he drove his bike into the path of an oncoming vehicle, rounding a corner near our home. Was it this tragedy that left the spirit of the wee lad, questing for his parents, and his bedroom…..which he found to be occupied at night, by Andrew. When we didn't see the little lad, we certainly felt his presence. We shifted Andrew's room, across the hall, to co-habitat with his brother Robert. The appearances of the little boy at the window stopped at once. Obviously, the lad was contented it was vacant once more.
     Children don't rely on science to figure everything out. They let their innocent minds and green, free-flowing imagination go unfettered, and what they see, hear and experience, often seems pure fantasy….when they try to relay the encounters to us. At first, we believed that Andrew was re-creating the visitation, of Peter Pan, from the movie he had watched just prior to the incident commencing. We even tried to explain the events, as Night Terrors, because he was often so scared, he would get sick to his stomach. But when we put together the accounts of what Suzanne had witnessed, and I had felt in that cottage, of a wayward spirit, all it took was a little more attention to Andrew's calm retelling of the frequent visitations, before we understood, they were all related. On the final day, only minutes before the real estate deal was closed, I stood on the front lawn, giving one last look back at the haunted little cabin, and I felt a profound sadness, at leaving the little fellow behind. I don't really think it was what he wanted, you know. I feel he was looking for his family, but was satisfied somewhat by the folks he found living there instead. I just don't believe he wanted anyone sleeping in his old room. I felt, for those last few moment, that he was standing in the front door, looking at me, as if to say, "don't leave me alone." I can still re-live that moment, as if it was yesterday.
     He wasn't trying to scare us out of the house. He was trying to do what a ghost does…….fit in. I should footnote here, that we didn't move from the house because of our little house-mate. We just needed a bigger house. That was 1989. We moved to Birch Hollow, here in Gravenhurst, where we have lived ever-since. And it's true. We found some more house-mates who haunt us when they feel like it. We don't mind their excesses, if they don't mind ours.
      Thanks so much for taking the time to read today's blog…….written from the heart of the Gravenhurst business section…..at the old Muskoka Theatre building, where our boys have their vintage music business. Please join me again soon.
     Tomorrow? If I get to be a ghost, at life's end, I've got a few ex-bosses I plan to haunt. I want them to know I'm coming for them. Not that I'm hurrying up the mortal coil thing, or reaching out to greet the Reaper ahead of my time. But I do feel, as a ghost, I want to fit a lot of stuff in, so I definitely need an infinity itinerary. See you tomorrow.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Dolls, Teddy Bears and Plush Toys and The Power of Love


DOES INTENSITY OF AFFECTION COUNT FOR ANYTHING? WHAT MIGHT A GHOST OF TODAY, FIND AN ATTRACTIVE EARTH-ANCHOR?

DOLLS, TEDDY BEARS, TOYS? WOULD YOUR OLD TOY, PASSED DOWN, BE SOMETHING TO ATTACH-TO IN THE AFTERLIFE?

     I HAVE OFTEN WONDERED, AND FREQUENTLY ALOUD, WITH PARANORMAL ENTHUSIASTS, IF THE RAW INTENSITY OF A CHILD'S EMOTIONS, AND THE UNFETTERED LOVE IN SPIRIT-KIND OF AN IMAGINATIVE YOUTH, WILL MORE READILY ATTACH ITSELF TO AN INANIMATE OBJECT, UPON LEAVING THIS MORTAL COIL? AS I'VE CLAIMED THAT CERTAIN ANTIQUE PIECES CAN CARRY HITCH-HIKERS, FROM THE OTHER SIDE, I HAVE THIS FEELING, YOUNGSTERS MAY BE MORE CAPABLE OF TRANSFERRING THESE ATTRIBUTES DURING LIFE……GUARANTEEING ADDED, AND VERY EXCITING PATINA, FOR A LINE OF NEW, AND USUALLY UNSUSPECTING OWNERS, INHERITING OR ACQUIRING THE TOYS, SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE.
     IT'S LARGELY A HUNCH, EVEN FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN THE AFTERLIFE, BECAUSE IT IS DIFFICULT TO PROVE….., BUT SOME ANTIQUE TOYS ESPECIALLY, CAN POSSESS STRANGE AURAS, AND GIVE OFF PECULIAR VIBES, THAT AT TIMES CAN BE A LITTLE UNSETTLING…..IF YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING A BALL TO ROLL ON ITS OWN, A TOY CAR TO ROLL OVER THE FLOOR, OR A DOLL'S OPENING AND SHUTTING EYES, TO OCCUR AT ODD TIMES, WITHOUT THE PIECE ACTUALLY BEING MOVED. THERE ARE LOTS OF REPORTED HAUNTINGS INVOLVING TOYS, AND THEIR ACTIVITIES MINUS A HUMAN PLAYMATE. IT'S THE STUFF OF MOVIES, BUT THERE ARE ACCOUNTS OF SERIOUS PARANORMAL INTRUSIONS, VIA OLD DOLLS AND THEIR CRADLES. IF YOU THINK BACK TO THE BOUNCING BALL DOWN THE STAIRS, IN THE MOVIE "THE CHANGELING." HOLLYWOOD MADE IT A HORROR-FILLED EVENT, BUT WHAT HAPPENED IT THE SAME THING HAPPENED IN YOUR HOUSE? WOULD YOUR FEAR BE BASED ON WHAT HAPPENED IN A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE? OR WOULD YOU TAKE IT FOR WHAT IT WAS, AT THE TIME, IN YOUR PRESENCE, WITHOUT CONTAMINATING THE EVENT WITH PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS? IF YOU ARE BEING SENT A MESSAGE FROM THE OTHER SIDE….WELL, THEN PAY ATTENTION, AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A BOUNCING BALL, OR RUN-AWAY TOY CAR MEANS. IF IT'S A TOY THAT HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN IN YOUR OWN FAMILY, OVER GENERATIONS, THERE MAY BE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO DECIPHER. AT THE VERY LEAST, AN IMBEDDED SPIRIT TO RESPECT.

THE POWER OF A CHILD TO MOVE MOUNTAINS

     These allegedly "haunted" toys, belonged to someone's son or daughter. They were embraced, used as protection from adult situations, as advisers when a child couldn't turn to a parent, and used as comfort during difficult times. Like few other articles in life, toys, especially dolls and teddy bears, (and plush toys generally), were held close to the heart. During the day, and during sleep. If anything inanimate was going to be haunted, it would have to be toys, due to the intimacy of the relationship.
     Even our own boys, held onto their security toys with stalwart resolve, to stick, side by side, through, as they say "the thick and thin of it all." Andrew and Robert had their favorite toy pieces, and several plush toys, and a half dozen teddy bears given to them by doting family, as cuddly, feel-good gifts on those first few birthdays; when bed-buddies helped conquer the fear of dark rooms and darker spaces in the cupboards and beneath the bed. I won't identify their preferences, that all had familiar names, but wherever they happened to be, morning, noon, or night, these comfort-chums were being towed along. They were inseparable during so many early-life events, sicknesses, deaths in the family, night terrors, and then through special occasions like Christmas, and Easter. And these plush toys were what they both hugged the night before going to the dentist, and most often, they rode with them in the car, to the appointment. They hung onto those worn-out friends until the day when ther maturity struck like a cold wind, and their relationship with the toys became more secretive and distant. They might have still been brought into the bed, beneath the comforter, but they wouldn't admit to needing the extra confidence, of once, that they would be protected in their sleep. Not entirely forgotten but put respectfully on a high shelf in their rooms, until an emergency or uncomfortable situation, required some extra cushioning from reality. The creature comforts, offered by these plush toys, was always a kind of "ace in the hole," as they were both growing up. Mom and pop had their own special toys, brought from our family homes, as well, so there was nothing to be ashamed of, to cuddle an old friend in a time of need.
     I still have these tattered childhood relics, stored safely away just in case I'm feeling hopelessly sentimental. I was a Mr. Mom you see, right up to the time they finished high school. It was a blast and something I wouldn't have traded for the world, but I too, made attachments to their toys…..even the Hot Wheels. Now here's a clear case of multi-levels of emotional intensity, and unrestrained affection, for plain old, run-of-the-mill toys, worn to a clear frazzle. I would certainly expect a little human spirit has already attached to these items, like a photographic negative captures an image through a camera lens. A century from now, should these once cherished toys be acquired by a toy collector, interested in pieces from the 1980's and 90's, should I expect the Currie's will still have our hands on the relics…..in spirit? Is it possible, we might one day be the ghosts that haunt the vintage Teddy Bear? Will the collector's family report all kinds of strange behavior from the vintage toy room, and hear laughter in the wee hours, as we have our fun with mortal frailties? Some of us, who believe in such possibilities, would relish the idea of kicking up a fuss, as ghosts ourselves. Sure we'll hitch-hike aboard what we adored in life. What's the down side? Oh yea, the fact that some believe it is impossible to haunt anything, especially inanimate objects. It's one thing to talk about a haunted house or castle, but quite another to question the likelihood of a spirited Victorian doll. I'm writing this on the side of the believers, who have experienced haunted toys before.
     Hollywood of course, gave us this scenario, with the evil-inherent doll, "Chucky," and that was a hitch-hiking menace nobody needed in their house. But there have been many tall tales, including fun themes like we saw in "Toy Story," and the film about the reanimation of exhibits, during a night at the museum. Fun stuff. But can the materials play host to an earthbound spirit, unwilling to leave an old friend? The movies did draw attention, and I do think it is warranted, to the childhood capability of unleashing a powerful force of imagination and corresponding actuality. Did we believe, in our youth, that our dolls, teddy bears and other plush toys had spirits of their own? Were they considered, as toys, to have the ability to feel our joy and then our pain…..and the very real capability of sensing and then uplifting our moods. Admit it! Of course you did? What kid doesn't believe in the power of friendship, to bring the inanimate to life. If they dreamed it up, for a Hollywood script, then the writers and directors borrowed it from their own childhoods. As we thought there were bad things under the beds, and in the dark closets, we also believed that our protectors wouldn't let us down…..and this had nothing to do with parents.
     If you heard a well documented story, about a doll or doll cradle, that acted as if "haunted," might you pause, out of interest, to know more about its background? Of course you would. We might not all believe in the paranormal, and all its potential for messing-up our commonplace, but we are still intrigued by things that go bump in the night. Consider the youngster who might have been abused by a parent, or relative, and the more dramatic role of comfort, a doll or teddy bear would have provided the injured child. A comfortable escape from immediate danger. How often were those same toys embraced as if a rope, while feeling as if falling down a deep, dark well? What amazing friends they were to absorb all that emotional energy.
     There is a story, told amongst antique dealers, about a haunted doll cradle. The essence of the story, is that a child was pulled from a burning house, (in the late years of Queen Victoria's reign), by her father, but when he turned away from the child, she ran back into the burning structure, to rescue her doll from the cradle beside her bed. The child was found badly burned, with the doll, beside the cradle. She did not survive the ordeal. A succession of antique dealers, are said to have kept passing off the child's cradle, that had been saved from the flames on that day, because it would begin rocking all on its own. It would seem, the child's intensity, and emotion at the moment of rescue, may have affected the integrity of the small wooden cradle. This is just one of dozens upon dozens of stories bandied about in the antique community, and amongst collectors. There are quite a few dealers who, during their years in the profession, have had similar experiences with antique items, that seemed to be a little more spirited than they should have been. For some of us, it the intrigue and enchantment that keeps us in the business. It's what attracted me to the business as a kid, because I was haunted by history. But you know what…..in all my years, I have never once run into a doll like "Chucky," so even though a doll or teddy bear, might carry a little extra provenance and untold energy, you're not likely to be injured by a flailing axe or knife blade. These spirits are generally benign anyway, and won't even muster a small scare, let along a major fright. Haunted dolls we've had in the past, just like to play silly ass, and knock things over. Hardly a major paranormal occurrence.
     Just because I use the word "haunted," shouldn't imply any connection with "fear."  I don't fear ghosts. Most of us believers, would enjoy any opportunity, to be in their company. Not the Hollywood depiction of ghosts and hauntings. They are frightening. The ghosts our family have met, have been more like Casper than Chucky. One day, maybe it will be science that actually proves the existence of the spirit, and its capability of hitch-hiking on the strangest of vehicles.
     Thanks so much for visiting my blog site today. Please visit again soon. Good haunting to yo

Sunday, August 26, 2012

I Won't Sell You A Haunted Antique


THE ANTIQUE BUSINESS AND THE GHOSTS THAT RIDE ALONG

I WON'T SELL YOU A HAUNTED PIECE…..I KEEP THOSE ONES FOR MYSELF

     WHEN IN THE PAST, I HAVE BEEN A TAD HARSH ON SOME OF THE DEALERS IN MY PROFESSION, IN SOME WAYS IT DOES COME DOWN TO THE WAY I BEGAN IN THE BUSINESS, AND THE FOLKS WHO TUTORED ME ABOUT THE PROTOCOLS OF BEING AN ANTIQUE DEALER. I MEAN, THE OLD FASHION VALUES. AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THEY WOULD BE CALLED TODAY, AND BE DEEMED IRRELEVANT AND NOT IN THE SPIRIT OF MAKING OODLES OF MONEY, SELLING OVERPRICED ANTIQUES.
     OUR FAMILY WENT ON A LITTLE ANTIQUE JUNKET TODAY, AND I WAS APPALLED BY THE EVER-ESCALATING PRICES, BEING ASKED FOR ITEMS THAT ARE NOT RARE, OR EVEN IN DEMAND, WHICH AFTER ALL IS THE ECONOMY OF THE BUSINESS…..AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN. POINT IS, I DON'T SEE MANY DEALERS WITH THE PASSION FOR THEIR PROFESSION, THAT OLD TIME DEALERS EXHIBITED IN THEIR FRIENDLY, PLEASANTLY CLUTTERED SHOPS AND ASSORTED NOOKS AND CRANNIES, ALL OVER THE PLANET. NOW IT SEEMS MUCH MORE OF A MONEY-CHASE,  TO GET RICH QUICK, STAFFED BY FOLKS WHO HAVE RETIRED, OR HAVE LOTS OF DISPOSABLE CASH, WISHING TO BE KNOWN AS "ANTIQUE DEALERS." HERE'S A FUNNY THING ABOUT THAT KIND OF MISUNDERSTOOD, UNDER-RATED STATUS, PART OF THE PRESENT-DAY "SURFACE LEVEL" ANTIQUE INDUSTRY. THE ANTIQUE PROFESSION, THROUGHOUT HISTORY, HAS BEEN FULL OF WILD CHARACTERS, ROGUES, CON ARTISTS, TOMB RAIDERS AND THE FRIENDS OF "TOMB RAIDERS," AND VERY MANY UNSAVORY FOLKS, CHARLES DICKENS WROTE ABOUT, WHO DEALT WITH THE PROCUREMENT AND SALE OF ASSORTED VALUABLE AND ILL-GOTTEN ITEMS, TO A SELECTION OF EQUALLY STRANGE AND CURIOUS COLLECTORS. IF YOU WERE TO DO SOME SERIOUS RESEARCH ON THE HISTORY OF THE ANTIQUE PROFESSION, AND THE LITERATURE IT INSPIRED, MAYBE SOME OF THESE COME-LATELY DEALER-TYPES, MIGHT NOT BE SO COCKY WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD SOCIAL, THAT THEY'VE BECOME "ANTIQUE DEALERS." IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. THERE'S MUCH MORE ATTACHED AS CHARACTER-PROVENANCE, THAT SEEMS TO BE DISREGARDED THESE DAYS, BY THE CELEBRITY STATUS OF BEING "INVOLVED" WITH ANTIQUES…..BUT FROM A STRICTLY FOR-PROFIT BASIS. HERE'S A NEWS FLASH. THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF ANTIQUE DEALERS WERE IMBEDDED IN THE PROFESSION REGARDLESS OF THE MONEY THEY MADE. THEY'D TRADE FOR FOOD AND RENT JUST TO MAINTAIN THE TRADITION. THIS PASSION IS THINNING LET ME TELL YOU.
    
ANTIQUE DEALERS USED TO BE A MYSTERIOUS BUNCH….WHO GUARDED THE SECRETS OF THE PROFESSION

    I feel fortunate to have spent a lot of time, in my early days as an antique dealer, associated with old-timers in the profession, who were antique dealers because of its ingrained mysteries. Some would say it was a dance with magic, and like the scorn a magician would face, for revealing the secrets behind the tricks performed, there was an unwritten code between old-time dealers, "not to tell everything you know," and that "how we go about our business of acquiring items of age, is our business. But you are welcome to visit or shop…..maybe something will catch your eye." I think it was this enchantment thing, that got me through the door of my first antique shop, with my girlfriend Gail, who was a kindred spirit, when it came to possessing antiques. The patina to us, wasn't just the wood finish of a dresser, or a chair. It went far beyond that, and I was always attracted to pieces that had an attached, verifiable provenance. If a piece turned out to be haunted, I at least wanted to know where it came from, and who owned the antique previously……and from the beginning. Today I find very little out there, in the antique malls and shops, that present anything at all, in the way of a piece's heritage, yet I know many of these vendors understand how important this can be to the value of an antique. When I travel through these huge, inventory-crammed businesses, yes it's true. I am attracted to those pieces that, in a spirit sense, are pissed right off, at being removed from their familiar places……the homes and rooms they occupied through so many family milestones and tragedies. I can't afford to buy them all, but I do feel the aura of their presence, and like the Island of Misfits, on the Christmas cartoon, of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," these disjointed occupiers, are looking for a kindred spirit, to take them back home. This is a simplification of a much more complex relationship, some of us sage dealers have with the paranormal hitch-hikers. At Disney World, in Orlando, I was always fascinated by the trip through the haunted house, when a supposed mirror, at the end of the ride, shows that a ghost hitch-hiker is riding in the same car with you. Well, same idea with antique pieces. May seem like fiction, but there are lots and lots of stories about haunted antiques, to well……fill a book that I may write one day.
     Dealers when I was apprenticing, back in the mid 1970's, always seemed mildly intrigued by a young couple interested in old stuff. Maybe this was the transition period, where these vendors were readying to pass the torch, but were finding a lack of sensitivity among the new breed of dealer setting up shop. I had a ball visiting these mom and pop antique shops, and while they wouldn't reveal their sources and strategies, they let me in on something much more valuable. They made me appreciate what a commitment to history means. By the way, the "history" side is what I believe is missing today, in the antique trade. It's much more capital intensive, and I don't see much evidence of the passion I once knew, of most tenured antique folk I met with, and talked to, for the first twenty years of a long, long apprenticeship. The dealers who introduced me to the intricacies of the antique profession, knew something about the spirits that often hitch-hiked on the pieces they hauled home from estates sales and farm auctions. They weren't staunch believers in the paranormal, like I was from a young age, but you could tell they were wise enough to allow for such possibilities. They didn't come out and suggest, "We believe in ghosts." They didn't have to. You could just tell, that in their opinion, over their lifetime chasing after elusive antique pieces, they had been in many circumstances, when the only explanation for an occurrence, was the work of the dearly departed, hanging onto pieces they cherished in their former lives. Family heirlooms. Antique rockers and cupboards, tables and chairs, grandfather clocks and pine cradles, that had been in close vicinity to the creation of life, and as well, its cessation. Consider the old pine rocker that moves on its own, in the middle of the night, creaking on the wood floor. Now what the dealer may not have informed you, upon its purchase, was that it had been the parlor accommodation of grandma, who died in its comfortable embrace. Think about it for awhile. How much do you know about the antique pieces in your house? Do you have items that refuse to stay in the place you leave them the night before? Can you explain the sound of tinkling ivories in the music room, after midnight? Why is the antique cradle rocking on its own? I'm not saying the antique dealers who sold you the pieces, were aware of these anomalies, but in my vintage, they most certainly would have been, and they wouldn't have been shy to tell you about the ghostly hitch-hiker you may be getting for the ticket price……if they were willing to sell the article in the first place. By the way. We have a death bed in our bedroom, that was once used by a minister, in the manse, to accommodate visitations prior to actual funerals. It was common practice to do this, and the bed was always a nice one. To think of all the mourning, not to mention bodies, in and around this same wooden bed, one might expect a little haunting…..don't you think? Not a thing. Not a late night whimper, or any kind of floating mist above it or beside. The bed is comfortable and storied, but definitely not spiritually occupied.
     Here's why. In the antique trade, there were folks who felt the pull of history…..and had a huge interest in the ambience that prevailed in the company of antique furniture, quilts, paintings, glass, ceramics, and anything else that had a vintage and could be placed in a house, cottage, lodge, or mounted on a wall, that would "liven" up the digs. Some of those pieces were a tad haunted, you might say, but for those in the profession, it wasn't a Hollywood kind of possession. If any of the antique dealers I knew, as a wide-eyed apprentice, found a rocking chair moving on its own, without a visible occupant, the only running he or she would do, wasn't out of a sense of fear or danger……but rather, to make a new price tag, adding another few bucks for the "enchantment factor." They wouldn't necessarily put up a sign like "this chair haunted," because buyers are kind of sensitive about hauling home an unwanted ghost. But the extra patina, makes such a ghost-chair or cradle, more of a shop believe-it-or-not……attracting curious shoppers, and giving them a reason to remember the antique vendor when they're back in the neighborhood. I have had quite a few opportunities to make big money from allegedly haunted pieces, I've owned over the years, including the haunted portrait of a young Victorian girl, who refused to hang straight, and often fell to the floor of our house with a spirited tantrum. You can read more about Katherine by archiving back through my Muskoka and Algonquin Ghost site. I was offered five hundred dollars for the portrait and I refused to sell it. No kidding. But it is a little more involved than just a picture hanging crooked occasionally. She was quite a trouble-maker for us at home and in our Bracebridge shop, and on stage…..as a theatre prop.
     What I'm really trying to say here, is that there was an inherent understanding that, like items pulled out of the Egyptian tombs, that some pieces brought bad luck, and ill will, and thus, were considered cursed. Maybe you think this is impossible, but from the early days of my involvement in antiques generally, I have felt about these pieces, the same way I will feel in a house that I know is occupied by the spiritkind. I am, for whatever reason, acutely aware of paranormal activities, and those antique pieces that carry a little extra, not noted on the price tag. I don't know whether today's profit-chasing dealers care about this kind of ghostly patina or not, but in my youth, they most certainly did……and it was just part of the intrigue of historical pieces, gathered from all over the world, and most often from tragic circumstances, because this is somewhat the nature of the enterprise, that most of our items come as a direct result of someone's demise. Some of these former owners, aren't finished with the pieces, even though they're, in fact, pushing up the daisies. We have already had dozens of patrons to our new shop, part of Andrew's Music and Collectibles, comment about the ghostly aura of the vintage dolls in our glass showcase. Of course, dolls are known for this, and are often used as props in ghost stories as told by Hollywood, in grossly embellished profiles of hauntings. The other day however, Suzanne had just finished using a pair of scissors, while repairing a vintage quilt, when all of a sudden, they did a little jump and smack-down on the glass top of the case. Was it the handiwork of a doll in the showcase, the quilt's former owner making a statement about the quality of a repair, or something else inherent to the thousands of items in the shop, begging for recognition…..that they still walk the earth.
     After a few years in the trade, frankly, the hauntings become rather familiar and while interesting, not considered a major event worth writing about. Since the days of my first shop, at the very haunted McGibbon House, in Bracebridge, I've learned to live contently, in the company of things that go bump in the night…..and in the shop. Dealers don't talk about this too much, and in the past, it was considered a perk of the job, to have an antique piece with a little extra on top…..or inside, or elsewhere, that added to the exceptional mysteries of being a dealer in the first place. Maybe we were keepers of secrets. Maybe we did know more than we let on. And maybe it was the allure of possibility, beyond financial reward, that kept dealers questing, and sorting through old houses and buildings, for something that "spoke to them." Getting into an old victorian era house, and being able to rummage through at your leisure, to pick the antiques you desire to buy, is like opening a door to another era…..and it is with that sensory perception, that most of us, with experience in these matters, fully anticipate to have company on the tour…..and of this we're not freaked out. But we will expect to be enthralled and have our curiosity peaked. That's why I joined the antique profession. Not because I might get the opportunity to own some haunted antiques in my life. Rather, the fact I would be exposed to paranormal situations constantly, on these seek and discover missions, and as a life-long believer in the after-life, well, then being an antique dealer for me, has meant having a little slice of heaven with my actuality.
     I'm not scared of ghosts. You shouldn't be either. And if you suspect your rocking chair might be spiritually occupied, that's no reason to stop sitting in it……but best to say "excuse me," before you land on the ghost's lap, just the same.
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Saturday, August 25, 2012

A Haunting We Will Go, Opera House Ben


A HAUNTING WE SHALL GO - IT'S NOT SO BAD, RUNNING INTO GHOSTS NOW AND AGAIN

     THERE HAS LONG BEEN A CLAIM OF A GHOST HAUNTING THE GRAVENHURST OPERA HOUSE. HIS NAME IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN "BEN" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, AND IN LIFE, HE HAD WORKED FOR THE TOWN, TO SOME CAPACITY, AND MAY HAVE, IN SOME WAY, DIED THE RESULT OF AN ACCIDENT ON SITE. RIGHT NOW IT'S KIND OF A TALL TALE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC, WHO DO SEEM MILDLY INTERESTED IN KNOWING MORE ABOUT THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, GRAVENHURST STYLE.
      I KNOW THIS IS PLAYED-UP AT HALLOWE'EN TO ENHANCE THE MOOD, FOR THE YOUNGSTERS WHO ATTEND THE CELEBRATION AT THE OPERA HOUSE. ALL IN GOOD FUN. NO PROOF OF THIS SUDDEN ON-THE-JOB DEMISE, BUT A GHOST NAME "BEN" ANYWAY. I HAD THE SAME GHOST-THING HAPPEN AT WOODCHESTER VILLA AND MUSEUM, IN BRACEBRIDGE, WHEN FICTION OVERWHELMED ANYTHING THAT MAY HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED TRUTHFUL, HISTORIC AND OF SENSIBLE PROPORTION TO WHAT SOME WRITERS WERE CLAIMING.
     THE FACT THAT WE HAD SOME OVER-ZEALOUS STAFFERS, ONE SUMMER, GOT THE BALL ROLLING, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY STARTED PLAYING WITH A OUIJI BOARD. I TALKED TO A PARANORMAL HOBBYIST ABOUT THIS, AND SHE WARNED THAT THE RECKLESS USE OF A OUIJI BOARD CAN INVITE ALL KINDS OF WAYWARD SPIRITS TO HEAD INDOORS FOR A LITTLE SUPERNATURAL PARTY. I KNOW IN THE CASE OF THE OPERA HOUSE, THE PROFILE OF "BEN" IS MUCH MORE FICTION THAN THOSE WHO PROMOTE it, WOULD WILLINGLY REVEAL. IT IS A GHOST THAT IS PARTICULARLY CONVENIENT TO HALLOWE'EN, BUT THE PROBLEM IS, THE STORY DOES ATTRACT CONSIDERABLE INTEREST, AND GOES A PRETTY FAIR DISTANCE WHEN IT IS PRESENTED. SUCH IS THE CASE WITH THIS BLOG, THAT WILL BE PICKED UP BY FORMER AND RE-LOCATED GRAVENHURST RESIDENTS (FOR BUSINESS ETC.) AROUND THE WORLD. SO WE NEED A LITTLE MORE SUBSTANCE ABOUT BEN, AND SOME SERIOUS DOCUMENTATION FROM GHOST HUNTERS, AND A MEDIUM OR HALF DOZEN, TO PROVE AN ENTITY OR NOT.
     THE PARANORMAL SITUATIONS OUR FAMILY HAD AT WOODCHESTER VILLA, WERE NEVER DONE DURING THE TIME IT COULD HAVE BEEN USED AS A MEANS OF INCREASING ATTENDANCE. IF I HAD WRITTEN THESE STORIES, WHILE EMPLOYED AS THE SITE MANAGER, THIS WOULD HAVE CLEARLY, THEN, BEEN AN ATTEMPT TO IMPROVE THE GATE, BY USING SPIRITS AS PROMOTION…….AND THIS WAS NOT THE CASE. WE DID, AS I EXPLAINED EARLIER, HAVE A COUPLE OF ROGUE TOUR GUIDES, WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NEAT TO BRING A GHOST TO WOODCHESTER……AND ANNOUNCE THIS TO THE PRESS, AND THEN, SUGGEST THAT THE SPIRIT WITHIN, WAS THE VICTIM OF A GRUESOME MURDER. AS A DIRECTOR OF THE MUSEUM, AND THE EDITOR OF THE PAPER INVOLVED IN THE INITIAL REPORT, YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT DAMAGE CONTROL…..SEEING AS THE ENTIRE BIRD FAMILY, FOUNDERS OF THE OCTAGONAL ESTATE, AND MY FRIENDS, HAD JUST BEEN OFFENDED. THE STUDENTS EVEN FOUND ENOUGH TIME TO, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THIS, SCOUT OUT THE FAMILY PLOT, TO FIND WHO WAS MISSING…..AND WHEN THEY FOUND AN EMPTY SPOT ON THE ENGRAVED STONE, THEY DECIDED TO FILL IN THE BLANKS THEMSELVES. MURDER AT WOODCHESTER VILLA, REPORTED THE LOCAL TELEVISION STATION, AND THEN MY PHONE BEGAN TO RING THROUGH THE NIGHT AND THE NEXT DAY.
     WOODCHESTER VILLA WAS A HAUNTED HOUSE. MANY FOLKS HAD LEGITIMATE EXPERIENCES. I HAD THE SAME ONES, SO I KNEW THEY WEREN'T FIBBING. A LOT OF HOUSES ARE "OCCUPIED" BY SPIRITUAL ENTITIES, COMING AND GOING, BUT NOT IN THE HOLLYWOOD SENSE. I HAD YEARS AND YEARS OF VISITORS, WHO WOULD TELL ME THE SITE WAS HAUNTED, AND PARTICULARLY THE VICTORIAN-DECORATED CHILD'S ROOM AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS, ON THE SECOND FLOOR. I HAD GUESTS RUN OUT THE FRONT DOOR, AND NOT LOOKING BACK, WHO CLAIMED THEY HAD FELT SOMEONE TOUCH THEM, WHO WASN'T ALL THAT VISIBLE. ANOTHER TOUR GUIDE SAID HE WAS TOLD TO "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE," WHILE HE WAS COMING DOWN FROM THE ATTIC. WELL, HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE, AND MAYBE DEEP IN MY MIND, I WAS SENDING HIM A MESSAGE…..COMMUNICATING WITH HIM, TO GET BACK TO WORK. WE ALL HEARD THINGS IN THAT HOUSE; IN THE CURATOR'S OFFICE, IN THE BASEMENT KITCHEN, ON THE WINDING STAIRCASE, AND EVEN ON THE PORCH. SUZANNE, THE BOYS AND I, SPENT SO MUCH TIME THERE, THAT WE WERE BEING SPOKEN TO, A LOT OF THE TIME……ABOUT THE WAY WE SHOULD CONDUCT OURSELVES IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME.  IT HAD A POWERFUL SPIRIT WITHIN, AND FROM WHAT I KNOW OF THE COMMUNITY-LEADING BIRD FAMILY, IT WAS AN INTENSITY THAT WAS IMBEDDED THERE FROM THE BEGINNING…..BUT WE NEVER WENT SCREAMING OUT OF THE PLACE, BECAUSE WE HEARD A STRANGE FOOTFALL ON THE WOODEN STAIRS LATE AT NIGHT. IT WAS JUST ONE OF THE FAMILY RETIRING TO BEDLAM. NO MOVIE SCRIPT HERE. IF I HAD GOT SPOOKED BY THE NOISES AND ODD THINGS THAT HAPPENED AT WOODCHESTER, I'D HAVE QUITE IN THE FIRST YEAR OR SO.

BEN IS JUST A NAME, AND A HUNCH, AND MAYBE A PROMOTION MORE THAN A SPIRIT

     As Suzanne and I, and both boys, are highly sensitive to such weird things that go bump in the night, we should have run into Opera House "Ben" before now. For all the times we've been in that building, at all times of the day, working on shows or attending them, we have never made his acquaintance, and frankly, we find that odd. I'm not suggesting that there was never a fatality in that building, because I'm sure, at some point, a patron may have suffered a sudden illness, and in fact, never made it out the front doors alive. Stuff happens. Death is kind of like that…..not always giving a warning. From the historian's perspective, I would like to find some corroborating evidence, in hard copy, such as a newspaper clipping, that identifies an opera house, or town hall employee, since the building's opening, who died as a direct result of an accident in or around the building. It's just one of those necessary research tools……having something that is documented, to fan-out to different areas of research. It doesn't mean that Ben didn't exist, but seeing as we have put a name to this wee haunting, we should also be afforded the necessary proof, that it isn't just a slick marketing campaign, each Hallowe'en, to draw a crowd of wide-eyed youngsters. This stuff has a way of getting into the history books, and let me tell you, it's not easy to get rid of it, once legend takes over from what was just a lark, inventing a harmless ghost like Casper. You know, Casper caused a lot of collateral damage in his day, and he was always getting into one mess or another with his associate spirits. I would like to talk with anyone who can provide this evidence, from which to launch a proper search, to determine if there is any meat on these bones of a story.
     I'm sure you're asking yourself, how it is possible, to write about Woodchester having its haunted-side, but disbelieving the same could be true of our swell Opera House. Well folks, I was more intimately involved with Woodchester, than most staffers with the Opera House. As we had a faulty alarm system, that could produce as many as three to four false alarms a week, and every one of them requiring a room to room search in the wee hours of the night…..sometimes with an officer, and most often alone, I got a chance to see the house in all kinds of circumstances and all kinds of moods. We got along for the most part. But the ghosts of Woodchester, were run of the mill, as far as I was concerned. Some patrons scared the crap out of themselves. The ghosts, if there really were any, probably couldn't figure out what all the fuss was about anyway. The paranormal of Woodchester was just what it was……a moodiness that prevailed in often mysterious ways, upon those who visited and who worked there. There is much more information on Woodchester, and its spirited side, in my Muskoka and Algonquin Ghosts blog, if you would like to archive them. But never once, did I use a ghost recollection, to drum up business. Even if I had done this, all I was offering was "Casper" strength paranormal activities……and not the Amityville Horror. Not that the Opera House ghost, Ben, is a parallel to horror, but unfortunately, he's being used to create a buzz, and that's not cool with the spirit community.
     Tell me honestly that you've never heard your name called out, and turned around to answer, and found no one in the vicinity; let alone, someone who would beckon you in this fashion? Do you recall moments in your life, when you felt a presence that you couldn't explain….a sudden chill in the air, in an otherwise warm room, or heard footsteps up a wooden staircase, at a time when you were alone in the house? What about the times when you swore that the light was turned off when you went to bed, yet when you awoke it was….brightly glowing in a room that should have still been dark? Saw your deceased grandmother sitting on the edge of your bed? Ghosts? The paranormal? Why not for gosh sakes? Just because you don't believe in ghosts doesn't mean they don't exist. Me thinks, they just try harder to get your attention.
     For more ghost chats, join me again for tomorrow's blog. Thanks for joining me today. And by the way…..as I've stated many times before, "I have never met a ghost I didn't like." Seriously. No fear here. I'd like to meet Ben face to spirit.


    

Friday, August 24, 2012

Thinking Back About Our Favorite Hauntings


The Antique Store Shopper Who Really Wasn't
While it might seem from the plethora of gathered stories so far that our family eagerly embraces the paranormal to the point of invention, we're still not at the point where ghostly encounters have meant anything more than a slight deviation of life's normal course. I'm reasonably sure many people have had paranormal experiences throughout their lives but opted to avoid even the most basic analysis or cross referencing, in order to authenticate the activity. I'm of the firm belief many of these experiences are a long, long way from what might be considered intrusive and frightening. Most are pretty passive events and nothing more than everso delicate messages from those who have passed. We in our house tend to be more receptive and attentive to activities surrounding us on any given day. I don't sit around waiting for something paranormal to present itself but I don't run away scared if all of a sudden a smell of lilacs or a bell mysteriously ringing goes otherwise unexplained. And we don't blame everything on the paranormal and are quick to find any other source that could explain our sensory intrusion. Quite a few are accepted but largely unexplained but always welcome none the less.
I've had exposure to strange encounters most of my life, and Suzanne has had a few but none that were the fuel of public notoriety such as to facilitate the inking of a movie deal. If you have read many paranormal stories, and are familiar with ghostly encounters yourself, our stories are about as run-of-the-mill as you can get. Nothing particularly spectacular when compared to stories about haunted castles and spiritful misty moors. Ours are really what might be expected of interesting, somewhat hard to explain encounters.....none of them threatening although possibly a tad unsettling. What we do have is an open minded approach to new and interesting things in this crazy old life. We couldn't possibly rule out the existence of ghosts or Unidentified Flying Objects or for that matter goblins, fairies, trolls, and other assorted wee beasties writers have been telling us about for centuries......we just haven't worked to disprove their existence because frankly it doesn't bother us either way. If we found a fairy in our garden we wouldn't try to snatch it up as a trophy. We'd just be delighted our garden was good enough to provide habitat.
In every single encounter we have had individually or as a family, we have never been led in that particular direction by, as an example, having just watched a horror flick, or just prior to...., reading about a haunting, or anything else that would have made us anticipate something lurking in the shadows. The encounters have all been when, as they say, we would least expect anything out of the ordinary. There had not been any stimulus to invent paranormal discovery. It just happened out of the blue or the dark depending on the time of day. Each time we have had an experience we might label in the paranormal domain, or at least close, we always try to find reasons it might have been mind over matter. And we never suggest for a moment that what we have witnessed, or sensed, is clear fact the paranormal has been at work.....because as researchers recognize, it isn't that easy to bag a photo of a wayward, passing by, or lodging-in-your-house "spirit," for proof you've been touched by the paranormal. We don't as a rule hunt ghosts or try to get rid of any we do find. Live and let haunt I hear some folks say. As historians by profession however, we cross reference fact and very often find fiction lurking within, and we adore refuting long held historical claims by applying good research skills. We've ticked a few folks off in our ballywick who preferred the old and trusted histories of the region, very much disliking those historical activists who delve too deeply. Thusly, when we put forward our tales of the paranormal, they are just that.....tales, because we can not prove beyond doubt that what we encountered is the work of the spirit-kind. It would be daft to swear on the Bible that we have been intruded upon by Catherine the ghost child. We can suspect a haunting but we simply can't offer proof beyond doubt.
One such strange but unproven encounter, that developed twice (only one of us experienced the mystery shopper), occurred once again at our former antique shop in Bracebridge. On the first occasion it had been a busy afternoon with a lot of tourist traffic passing through the basement shop. It was a strange location in many ways. Our shop was situated in a modern storefront addition that had been built onto the front of a large Victorian house that had once been occupied by the local undertaker. You couldn't get into the house from the addition and the original building had been divided into apartments. The creaking and groaning of the modified building never stopped, and it was common several times a day to hear footsteps coming down the stairs only to find no one arriving in the shop. In the early years of the store our sales desk was in a larger second room to the left, a sharp turn at the bottom of the stairs, such that we couldn't see who was coming in until they rounded the corner into the main shop. If they went straight into the room at the bottom of the stairs, we might only hear the tinkling of china or pinging of crystal, as a shopper(s) tested the wares. Lots of times we would get up and actually go to the room to see if any one had actually belonged to the footfall. We just wrote it off to a settling building and the constant pounding of heavy traffic up the main street.
Late this particular afternoon, Suzanne looked up from bookwork at the counter to see an elderly bearded man in an old coat standing a few feet in front. She was about to say "hello" to the sudden guest of the shop, when the figure simply vanished into thin air. Yet she could describe his facial features and clothing, his height and expression as clearly as you would any customer who appears at your sales desk with an enquiry or a request to purchase. Several weeks later, in pretty much the same circumstance as the first encounter, Suzanne felt a presence near the counter, looked up to see if someone needed help, and saw the same gentleman standing in front as before. She thought at first that she had been too quick to judge the gentleman's visit the first time as a ghostly encounter, due to the fact he was obviously interested in something in our shop. As she pulled up from the chair to properly address the chap, still standing within a few metres of the counter, he simply turned and vanished as quietly and mysteriously as he had arrived. It did leave my wife rubbing her eyes wondering just how the lighting in the store was creating this illusion of a short bearded man in a frock. In retrospect what she did see was not a chap from the 1990's, but someone dressed characteristic of many decades previous. It had the usual trappings of "I've seen a ghost." Suzanne was looking for another sale for the day and instead got a twice disappearing customer on the cusp of something or other. She just didn't understand the message you might say.
There are many stories about the folks who used to dwell in this particular Victorian era house, one being that a sickly relative had lived and suffered from a long and serious ailment alone in the attic, over many years, eventually passing away in that same section of the old home. Once again as historians, we have not varified this claim by a former resident. Suzanne has no doubt about the man she saw but whether it was the deceased attic-dweller, we will probably never know. I never saw the chap in my days at the store but I did hear the phantom footsteps at least once every day for more than five years. Still, it was a good location for our shop and during its run we enjoyed a pretty good volume of sales. We gave it up to pursue new business opportunities in Gravenhurst, a town ten miles south of Bracebridge but we still have a soft spot for the Birch Hollow location of once.
Woodchester Villa's Storied Past - My Favorite of all Haunts
It was in the late summer of 1977, the year I graduated from York University, in Toronto, that I decided to get involved with a move in Bracebridge, Ontario, to save an historic octagonal home built by Woolen Mill founder, Henry Bird, closely following a design put forth by American Orsen Fowler.....who believed in the restorative, health-promoting, life-sensible qualities of living within an octagon. Many folks across North America did buy into his belief and designs for better living, and there were two such examples in Muskoka, one a lakeside cottage the other Woodchester Villa, or as it was better known to the local citizenry as..... the "Bird House," in reference to the founder of the hill-top estate.
I was part of the first board of directors of the newly established Bracebridge Historical Society, and I do consider myself the chap who put forth the idea to commence the group in the first place, which after a few years of hardy labor down the road, proudly opened the newly acquired museum (in the early 1980's). After a short hiatus due to out-of-the-area employment, I returned as a member of the Board a hair's breadth into the new museum's mandate, which was to both preserve local heritage and entertain visitors. I remained at Woodchester in one capacity or another for the better part of the decade, as both the Society's President and later Museum Manager during the period of the late 1980's.
I worked many long hours at the museum and each member of our family spent their summers, during that hectic decade, tied in one way or another to the site. We looked after a lot of the maintenance issues from mowing the lawns to painting the decking, weeding the limestone walkways to running educational and entertainment programs throughout the two summer months. There was a tight budget from the beginning of the museum to the time I ended my association. We had many Strawberry Socials on the lawns at Woodchester, and two sensational "Theatre in the Round" performances, thanks to the actors connected at the time to Muskoka Festival, then operating each summer from the Gravenhurst Opera House. They did the shows for free and it helped our attendance figures which were at the time failing for many different reasons. First of all, we had few if any dollars to spend on advertising. We got by each summer on the kindness of so many generous volunteers and folks who left donations to help us offset costs.
We guided many school tours through the years, and had special open houses at Christmas and then a "Christmas in July," program for kids during the summer season. We even had impromtu musical events offered by concert and otherwise accomplished pianists who would just happen by the parlor as part of the tour.....then be unable to resist tickling the ivories.....that's right....they would just start playing and a crowd would soon gather nearby. From this kind of unexpected but always welcome entertainment, we'd range upwards to hosting the full regalia, Provincial Salvation Army Band on the side lawn. We tried everything at least once, and it was particularly tough because we suffered most of the time from too few volunteers, too much work expected of us.... and we had two tiny tots to contend with at the same time. Now try to repeat that last line fast. Talk about a tongue twister but it's all true. It was a crazy time of our lives as a family and I dare say my wife was pondering the sensibility of marrying an historian. I can remember Suzanne having to hold son Robert while demonstrating butter-making for the "Christmas in July" event. In fact, I used to set up the playpen in the museum annex, for son Robert, and I let Andrew play with his toy cars on the museum floor in the restored former Presbyterian Church, while I worked from the back office. It was a daily thing. My boys grew up in a museum. It somewhat explains their interest in old stuff now, I suppose. (The former church site by the way, is now the Chapel Gallery.....of which I helped initiate to the site in the initial plan for the museum's business upgrade from poverty status to sustainability). We worked in every area of the museum and knew it incredibly well. I used to sneak folks up to the Widow's Walk, which was accessed through a trap door at the uppermost peak of the roof, where the view to the river and main street was magnificent. I wasn't supposed to do this but I did it any way! It was an insurance issue moreso. It was safe to my standard but not by their reasoning.
Woodchester Villa had its share of curious attributes. None that were particularly troubling but it was obvious to any paranormally sensitive occupant or visitor, there was an aura, an unseen energy within which gave you the constant feeling of being watched. We weren't the first to experience these sensations, as it was noted by other residents of the property from year's past, that it was a dwelling of many strange noises and curious unexplainable occurrences. While it wasn't enough to scare any one from the building there were occasions when we all would ask ourselves, "did you hear that," "who turned the light on," or "where are those barking dogs?" I seldom if ever walked up to the Widow's Walk without feeling someone was coming up right behind me. I'd even feel a tug on my ankle but nobody else was on the narrow staircase when I would look down. It was probably mind over matter in this case because it was kind of a spooky, dimly lit part of the house to traverse in all kinds of weather and times of day.
The first documented case of unusual sounds in the house, was reported by museum staff in about the second year of full operation. Several staff members told about being in the second floor curator's office, and hearing the sound of barking dogs. The windows were closed and there were no dogs barking when staff stepped out to investigate. I had heard them as well, so I didn't have any reason to doubt that they had also heard the nearly non-stop howling and barking as if the hounds were in the house itself. I never really thought about it until the young ladies on staff, started to look for these barking dogs. None could be found. If there was barking heard in the house, by taking one step out the door at the front or back, the racket would suddenly cease. At that time nobody mentioned the "barking dogs" as being any kind of paranormal encounter. It was just annoying. In the middle of book work I'd get up and stick my head out the window, like most on staff for those years, and yell "Shut up....shut up you stupid dogs!" It didn't work. The paranormal connection came a short while later, while students who should have been at work guiding, dusting and conserving, took a particular interest in the spiritual essences of the estate. They commenced an unanticipated, unwarranted and non-sanctioned exploratory adventure to determine just how many ghosts dwelled within the octagon of Woodchester Villa. I was in for a rude introduction to their handiwork when the electronic media showed up to record the hauntings which even included what turned out to be an invented murder scenario, the students believed had occurred on the estate. It was a public relations coup on one hand, because it did get us needed publicity but the Bird family was not impressed by the suggestion foul play had occurred on the upper staircase......as the spirits had somehow relayed to the teenage tour guides. It is said a guide was threatened on the staircase by some invisible entity, and told to get out of the house. It was pretty much what I told them but I wasn't a ghost....just a pissed off public relations director trying to mend fences as fast as they were smashing them down. It began as calmly as this......
It was the same year that I was working on behalf of the Public Relations Committee, that I had my first run-in with ghosts and those who wished to identify them as unique qualities and quantities of the Victorian estate. A reporter on staff of The Herald-Gazette, of which I was editor at the time, went to do a story about the alleged haunting of the Bird House. I didn't really think too much of it, until it arrived on my desk for approval.....and as content overseer, I had to weigh content and adverse impact before I passed it on to lay-out. It wasn't breaking news or anything and it seemed harmless for a page four insertion. What I assumed was to be a light feature article, and possibly a kindly bit of publicity for a new museum, had a much more dire story-line. It seemed that in response to the annoying and ongoing din of barking dogs, which lasted a few years on and off, the staff decided this time to allow Ouiji to sort it all out. One young lady brought the board in to see if the staff could make contact with the spirits, still holed-up somewhat comfortably in the century old octagonal house. Well, one thing led to another, and all sorts of weird stuff was being reported, and what was to be a one-time feature story for the fun of it, became a lengthier series of articles......because the reporter's initial interest generated more delving, questions to the "other side," and a playfulness with the television reporter who picked up the feature story and decided to approach staff directly. It was a slow news period...you're right!
As a short sidebar to this story, I let an acquaintance of mine, during casual after-work conversation, in on the most recent debacle happening at Woodchester.....she was a highly sensitive young lady with a particular awareness about paranormal characteristics and habits, and who knew all about seances, and the inherent dangers of a Ouiji Board in the wrong hands. She scolded me soundly for allowing the girls to play around with the Board, and taking a chance that every wayward spirit, good and nasty, would feel warmly at home in these new (old) digs. I happened to mention it to her just as plain old, run-of-the-mill conversation, regarding the kind of day I was having as both a museum director and editor...... being weighed down by the chores of the day. To her it was a far more serious matter....unearthly you might say. "By using that Board you've invited a lot more spirits than were probably ever lodging in that house, to come for an extended visit, and never, never want to leave," she said with unflinching confidence that we'd made a giant welcome sign to "party-on dudes." We didn't really want a sideshow up there afterall. This female friend, who shall remain nameless, told me that one of the great faults of using such a board, is that you can inadvertently invite any old wayward spirit into the mainstream without having a chance to check credentials at the door. "You can draw in a lot of spirits you don't want in your house.....and this is their portal back into our world!" I just nodded because that's the first I'd ever heard of that particular conduit between this world and the great beyond. I don't know whether she was right or not.....but life and haunting did get somewhat more involved after the board was used....moreso than just the sound of barking dogs.
I was watching the nightly news, sipping a nice cold beer, when all of a sudden a film clip appeared on-screen of Woodchester, with a story about an unsolved mystery unfolding in Bracebridge......and it may have involved murder. What staff had been up to went way beyond the Ouiji Board and the feature story we ran in The Herald-Gazette. Now staff was investigating an unresolved murder in the house and an empty grave in the local cemetery. Geez, they were hired to work as museum interpreters and now it was turning into an episode of "Murder She Wrote." What was worse is that they started naming names, and it involved a prominent family......the first family of the house in fact, and to hear about it on the nightly news didn't amuse any of the kin who caught the reference. The story was that a young family member had been pushed down a flight of stairs, probably coming from the attic, and had been killed by the fall. It was assumed the burial plot held the secret and short of digging it up, a lot of inuendo had been cast unceremoniously around town. Just the kind of slanderous stuff that can get a museum and staff into serious legal trouble, and give a public relations director some wickedly strong heartburn. I was on the phone mending fences right away. I was having lots of meetings with lots of people, and my reporter was called in to re-assess what he had helped fan into the nightly news.
We found out that it had begun when one of the staff members reported that he had been audibly told to "get out of this house,"
by some unseen entity, as he was descending the attic to third floor staircase. A little unsettled and building on a theme already stemming up from a strong root of suspicion, the next ill conceived project was to find out if the voice and a grave marker discrepency someone else had found, added up to murder-most-foul. The bottom line here, is that there was no murder, no foul play whatsoever, and we had many apologies to bestow to family .....and a Ouiji Board to remove from the house.
It took a few years for this to blow over. It doesn't mean the house wasn't paranorally endowed, and it may have even been quite honestly interpreted that an entity within wanted the subject staff member to "buzz off," but there was no murder. No mystery. Just the life history of an old house fussing up from time to time....creaking timbers and settling ground and yes a few quality moments of barking dogs from somewhere quite unknown.
One of the most significant paranormal events came when a director of the museum, a guy who wouldn't budge for any wayward spirit, got the idea to tape-record old 78 rpm records from the parlor gramaphone so that we could play them through the day by using a speaker insert in the cabinet; the recorder actually placed in an unused bathroom nearby. So instead of wearing out the needles on the gramaphone, or stressing the critical main-spring with daily use, it afforded us a great option to bring music into the parlor by what appeared to be a whirling Victrola but was actually an extension of electronics. Guests believed it was an actual record being played and seemed to enjoy the ambience it created in the otherwise stuffy parlor.
What happened was that while the records were being recorded, some curious knocking and other noises in the house were being picked up. When he played us the tape we could clearly hear the knocking as if someone was at the adjacent door....that's how clear it was recorded. Yet he had no actual interruptions throughout the recording session over several days. He often went out of the room, even out doors while the record was spinning and despite his best efforts to identify the sources of the knocking (he heard later on the recordings), he could offer no explanation for their existence. The records themselves were fine as was the machine. He listened to all the records over again and never heard problems with the actual pressing, that would have accounted for the knocking. He firmly believed the sounds to have been external and not a technical problem with either the tape recorder or Victrola. I used to play that same tape over and over during at least three years, and I always got a kick out of hearing the knocks myself. They weren't really disturbing or unsettling but it did seem to be the case something was trying to get attention on that particular day of recording.
On another occasion I intruded quite accidentally on a conversation of a young family coming down from the second floor of the museum, in a rather animated discussion about "The Room," and "Did you get that feeling we shouldn't step inside?" I asked the guide what room the family had felt uncomfortable in, and she pointed me to the children's quarters at the right of the stairs. I wandered in and looked all about, studied the period toys strewn on the floor, as if children had just been at play, and dismissed anything paranormal whatsoever. I chatted at some length with the guides who told me that many visitors to the second floor would not go into the room, despite the fact we had taken down barrier ropes during my tenure as director manager. "They find it occupied," said one of the guides. "They enjoy looking at the master bedroom and the other exhibits in the bedroom at the front of the house but they don't like going into the children's room." We decided to do a little survey. Without telling any one about our interest in the room, and why it seemed oppressive, we jotted down remarks from people leaving the museum and asked them specifically which rooms they enjoyed the most....and the least.
We of course found that a majority of visitors that summer did not like the child's room. They said it appeared "sad and lonely," the toys being unplayed with. It was my wife's own refusal to enter the room that made me ever-more interested in finding out what it was that inspired these feelings of forboding. We tried to change-up the toy display, putting some away and tidying up the floor space to allow visitors full entrance to the room. Suzanne still felt the room was occupied and suggested it had nothing at all to do with the decor. She felt there was a strong presence of a child in the room and there was no compassion to share the toys. I have stood for hours in that room on bright days, where light was brimming into the room, and on dull days when rain splashed against the glass pane.....and never, not even for a second, did I feel unwelcome in those quarters. It doesn't mean everyone else was wrong because by averages of people avoiding it, I was the one being paranormally numb-founded you might say.
My most significant paranormal experience in that house came on the day of an open house during a Christmas in July program. Both Suzanne and I were feeling poorly that day the result of the flu, or an illness from something we had consumed, and we were painfully putting together the day's materials in order that the event could run as planned. Suzanne was setting out a massive cake in the upstair's porch area, while looking after both Andrew and Robert. Staff were setting up chairs for the band yet to arrive, and I was in the downstairs kitchen making up lemonade for the several hundred guests expected. In the basement area you could hear footsteps above but not clearly. You certainly couldn't hear anything outside because the thick stone walls insulated out the noise of the neighborhood. As for the barking dogs, you could only hear them in the upstair bedroom we used in those days as the office. In the abutting open area to the kitchen we held our regular board meetings. I was stirring the lemonade when all of a sudden I could hear a child in near hysterics, crying loudly enough to be in the adjoining Victorian-era kitchen part of the original home layout. I went running over to see if a youngster had snuck downstairs and hurt themselves by some misadventure. There was nothing. Yet I could still hear the crying. I looked out the basement door and there wasn't a sound or person visible. Back through the door it was clear again. Then I felt a cold shiver when I thought of Suzanne and the boys in the porch area upstairs. Thinking maybe one of the boys had been stung by a bee, I raced up the narrow stairs, jogged through the parlor, the hall, jostling a few volunteer helpers along the way, only to find Suzanne with Andrew on a chair, Robert asleep in his stroller, and their mother cutting the cake into several hundred squares.
"Who was crying," I asked an obviously startled wife. "What are you talking about....no one has been crying....though I feel like it," she retorted. "Where did you hear crying?" she asked. "Downstairs. I was stirring the lemonade and heard a kid crying.....I thought it was coming from the next room but it wasn't." "Outside?" she asked. "No, I went out the back door half expecting to find someone with a skinned knee but there was nothing." There had been no crying child that we could find on the premises indoors or out. But I heard crying regardless. My imagination? Even when I was moving around in that kitchen, and heading from room to room, I could hear the crying. It only stopped when I put my head out the bottom door. Once inside again I could hear the same crying. When I hit the top of the stairs to the first floor, it stopped as suddenly as it had begun. This was the first serious encounter I had experienced at Woodchester. It was a little unsettling. I thought then about the child's room on the second floor, and wondered to myself whether there was indeed an unhappy child left in that house from another era.
There were many other smaller incidents of curious nature that I encountered during my tenure as museum director and then manager but nothing that would have ever scared me from my task or spending hours working on projects within. I did feel there was someone watching from that house, especially when we were working outside. While raking the leaves or grass clippings I'd often get the feeling someone was watching out over the garden, and when I'd sneak a peak back toward the upper level of the house, I'd find everything as it should have been. No wavering curtains. No mysterious face looking out. Yet it was the one constant feeling working around the property, and even inside there seemed to be a guardian of the site, possibly the spiritual aura Fowler believed would have a place in an octagonal building. I never felt bad-will at Woodchester, and I was never told by any entity to "get out our else!" I think somehow the spirit of the dwelling knew we were kindly folks, looking after its earthly haunt, and cut us a little slack. It's possible it just didn't like some visitors and made them feel unwelcome in certain areas of the house.
I adored my years working at Woodchester Villa but after more than ten years involved with the project, and having a badly neglected young family, it was time to turn over the responsibilities to another curator and guiding volunteers. All us Curries still have a soft spot when it comes to remembering time spent at Woodchester Villa and Museum. It was an important part of our lives for many years and we will never forget its strange but welcoming aura. Make it a point sometime soon to visit this charming old hillside estate! Judge for yourself whether there are resident spirits, or not!